Simon Moon

Simon Moon is an ancient Babylonian Chaoist set loose in modern time, often In Chicago, Simon has a thing for black women, and has the avowed goal of setting termites at the bases of the pillars of civilization. He earns his living smuggling dope, and was instrumental in the corruption of editor Joseph Malik that eventually led to Joe's assassination of Hagbard Celine.

Simon is friends with Howard the dolphin.

He was recruited by Miss Mao.